This morning I felt my stomach tightening in the normal way as I sneezed.
Now, if I were living in someone else's uterus, I can't imagine it being very comfortable having them squish me like that. Especially if I were trying to sleep.
So, I said "sorry" to try to make it up to her.
That was my attempt at being sympathetic and nice.
Turns out, when I woke her up with my natural bodily functions, she decided that she would start kicking at my stomach to try to make me uncomfortable and lose all the food that I had been eating all night.
Which was nothing.
Luckily I'm a master dry heaver.
I sense a child with her mother's sense of rebellion already. 21 weeks down, an eternity to go.