Thursday, June 26, 2008

Labels for this post: e.g. scooters, vacation, fall

Disclaimer: This post was written by an individual who was extremely tired and there is the possibility for many a grammatical faux pas. Thus, it probably shouldn't be shared with children if you expect them to be able to function normally in life.

At the bottom of the screen that I'm using to write this post, there is a list of suggested titles. I wonder who gave these suggestions or if they had something interesting to say about scooters, vacation or fall. Here's what I have to say:

Scooters scooters, there's nothing cuter
except for maybe the booter dooter mooter looter
They can go and they can stop
They go vroom and they go pop!
And the best thing is that the gas mileage is good-er

Vacation...what is there to say. I love it. Mostly I love the spontaneity that is allowed when a set work schedule isn't required. I think my dream vacation would be to go to a land far far away, where I don't know the culture or the language, and then act like I'm deaf. I don't know sign language, but it would be funny to act like I did so people didn't think I was just an ignorant tourist. I guess it could back fire if I was signing to someone who actually knew sign. Yeah. That would be awkward.

And about fall...I guess it depends if it's a verb or a noun. When I think verbally, all I can think of is sky diving and scary dreams. But when I think of the noun...Boston. I've never been to Boston in the fall but I hear it's amazing. Don't the pirates who don't do anything mention something about that?

Well, there you have it. Scooters, vacation, and fall. What more is there?

4 comments:

Barney Lund said...

Innnnnnnnteresting post, my dear. Innnnnteresting. :) Sorry for my part of your being tired.

Elise said...

Ha ha! Mary, you are so funny. :)

saracoral said...

I always knew you were a brilliant poet. Who knew that scooters could rhyme with so many things? I only have one thing to say, "Milk is rich in calcium and many other nutrients, niacin and protein each have many helpful benefits..."

Janae said...

You've inspired the poet within! And I absolutely love the fact that the pirates who don't do anything totally just made it into your blog. :)